How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on April 15th, 2005 by Paul

42

One to change it, and another 41 to get excited that they’re at the forefront of that change.

How Many Bloggers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Three

One to change it, one to check that it’s been done right, and another to make sure the bulb is transparent.

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One Response to “How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?”

  1. Steven, on April 15th, 2005 at 4:26 pm Said:

    Just one, but the bulb has to really be convinced of the existential, Chicken Soup for the Incandescent need to change.
    201. One to change it, 50 to assure him that it was the politically correct thing to do, and 150 to blog about it with reciprocal linking incest.
    4,001. One to change it, 50 to assure him that it even though it showed intolerance and value judgment toward darkness, it was still what was true for him personally, 150 to blog about it, and 3800 new business consultants to rise up and boisterously recommend the activity to attract clientele.